Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Dear 2008, fuck you

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Sure, we had some good times -- November 4 comes to mind -- but I think it's time we part ways, forever.

Six emergency room visits in my family, four or so hospital stays (two without insurance), four cancer diagnoses, two deaths -- these are the reasons we're not going to be spending any more time together. Not to mention the economy, that hellish three-day trip I had to take to the Houston shipping channel with my boss, or the emergency dental surgery.

But you're over, 2008. Fuck you and go to hell.

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