On Saturday, an
unnamed once-and-future Austinite visting for the weekend from Los Angeles gave me $5 to buy a plunger.

As you can see up there above, there is a URL for a prominent white supremacy website on it. Evidence of neo-Nazi activity in Dave's wallet or an extremely oblique Arrested Development reference? You decide. (Props to Baby for noticing.)
As a bonus, when I bought the plunger, I got this coupon in return:

Now that's effective cross-marketing!
man. if i knew this post was coming, i would have gone through with twittering about your poofy crotch.
ReplyDeleteWhile reading this post I made the mistake of picking up the phone at work. This is hillarious. "But I'm white..."
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought - What's the big deal, Dave? So Lazlo has a puffy couch. Who cares?
ReplyDeleteNope. Not what that said at all.
so, uh, why was dave giving you money for a plunger?
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