Me: What's that you made?Her: It's Shootplane, he shoots fire at night so kids aren't scared, but if they're scared, he sends ghosts to play with them! Pretend it has a mouth and eyes and talks to you.
Me: Okay. Hi Shootplane, what's going on?
Her (as Shootplane): Last night I shot fire and made the earth planet!
Me: That's great, but I thought you told me God made the earth. [Referring to an earlier conversation.]
Her (as Shootplane): Actually, God is my cousin. He didn't want to make the earth planet so he let me do it.
An early sign of the success of my god-parenting strategy....
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